The ladies of the OC went to Ireland during The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 Episode 15 to explore Meghan's heritage.
That and stir up some serious s--t. Obviously.
When the ladies arrived to their hotel, they were each given a “black velvet,” a.k.a. champagne and Guinness. An ominous sign, perhaps?
If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know the OG of the OC, Vicki, is dating a new man named Steve Lodge.
Who left her a note signed with “love.”
Despite the others' shock over the fact that someone would love Vicki Gunvalson, she said, “Why wouldn’t he love me? I’m a great catch.”
Who does not lack for confidence.
While Meghan (pregnant) and Tamra Barney (totes fitness obsessed) were not drinking during the trip, everyone else went on a pub crawl.
Well, Tamra soon forgot about staying fit for one night and started doing shots, which was about as surprising as ... something not surprising.
It was a pretty great time for all, but soon enough, they all got into a huge fight because Kelly Dodd started flicking people in the nose.
So “disrespectful,” as Vicki put it.
So “stupid,” as Heather called it.
Kelly got defensive, as expected, and said to Heather that it's surprising how, as a woman of Jewish descent, she couldn’t take a joke.
We don't even know what that means, but Heather wasted no time in telling her she was being racist, and it all went downhill from there.
For real. The mud slinging began.
Tamra accused Kelly of having her real estate agent look up how much Heather had actually paid for her house’s lot, for no reason at all.
Kelly denied this and, referencing Barney's custody issues with ex-husband simon, said: “No wonder [Tamra’s] daughter won’t talk to her!”
Tamra heard this and freaked out.
"You talk about my f--king daughter, and I'll f--king kill you!" Barney told Dodd, who was then heard yelling back at Tamra, “You hit me?!”
If she did, it was not captured on camera.
Meghan probably made the right move going off on an adventure with her genealogist and missing all this, being with child and everything.
Back at the hotel, none of the women were talking to Kelly, so she pulled Meghan aside and explained her side before anyone else could.
On the phone, Kelly's husband Michael advised her not to apologize, and she concluded that he’s the only person who supports her.
Sometimes, life can be so isolating ...
Last night did have one happy note.
Actually two. Kelly and Michael are back on good terms now apparently, and Vicki and Shannon were having fun and laughing together.
Seriously. That happened.