21 Best Tamra Barney Quotes

... with boobs bigger than her brain?

Sums it up right there.

One word says it all.

Third time's the charm.

You totally do, Tamra Barney Judge. Whatever IT is.

BECAUSE WINE!! All the wine for the housewives all the time!

No, really? WHO? (One of Tamra's frenemies, that's who...)

Ah ah ah ah alcohol...and if you're a Housewife, there's a good chance the alcohol is to blame.

This is why Tamra has such a hard time getting along with the other housewives for longer than a season.

Or, well, you know, not so immaculate considering Tamra's take on how a-holes are born.

Sometimes Tamra Barney doesn't need to use her words at all.

What ELSE does she know how to do, huh? Inquiring minds and all...

This is what you say to that person you really, really don't care about at all when you want to make them feel really, really unimportant.

Or bring THEM on. But maybe don't put the penises in your ears. That's...probably not where they go.

She really DOES wake up looking that fabulous...because she goes to sleep that way. You know, just in case she gets arrested in the middle of the night.

He's a lying liar who lies, right Tamra? Right. He totally is. Because Tamra said so.

Hmmm, who might Tamra be insulting here? Could be absolutely anybody.

This is probably the best Tamra Barney insult in the history of insults anywhere ever.

We're sure it's just green with envy, right? (See also: Gross. AND HILARIOUS.)

Who are you talking about Tamra? There are so many options here.

She's PROBABLY a bitch. Not definitely. Just probably. Maybe.