Taylor Swift dating Ben Affleck? Can somebody go ahead and build a shrine and do a voodoo dance or whatever to get the wheels on this thing greased?
In Touch reports that Swift, 26, is going after the still-married Affleck, who's 44, and as y'all know, whatever Taylor Swift wants,Taylor Swift gets.
Ben, purportedly, isn't letting a pesky little thing like still being legally married stop him from accepting Swift's advances.
The source says, "[Taylor's] hoping to turn their friendship into a full-blown romance."
They continued that he's on board, though "[Ben] still isn't divorced from Jennifer Garner. He's had a crush on Taylor since they first met and feels like they have a real connection."
"He's slowly paving a way for a romance," the source added.
The two were said to have meet backstage at one of Taylor's 1989 tour shows, and hit it off immediately. The source revealed that Swift made a "major impression" on Affleck, and that he was "totally blown away" by her "beauty and charming personality."
Doesn't he listen to music? Or read the news? Or leave his house?
Moreover, who would have pegged Affleck to be a Swift fan?
Here's our idea: Affleck really isn't interested in Swift, but in some of the more stable young women in Taylor's Girl Squad. And what better way to rob the bank than sleep with the president?
Lately, Taylor's been linked to Zac Efron, and Ben's been linked to Jennifer Lopez for what seems like decades -- that rumor's never going to be fully put to bed unless Affleck and Lopez are in it with it.
As for Efron, it was previously reported that Taylor had her sights set on the "High School Musical" star.
"Taylor has been talking about [Zac] nonstop since her breakup with Tom. She's always said she feels a strong connection to [him], but could never act on it because they've always been dating other people."
The source continued, "Taylor and Zac have always been pretty flirty with each other. She's reached out to Zac and told him that they should hang out and maybe go to dinner together, and he's into it."
But back to Ben, a relationship between Swift and Affleck sure would shake the boat.
He could write crap espionage movies about her, and she could write songs about what it's like to be in a relationship with a serial cheater, gambling addict, and wino.
Basically, it's a match made in heaven, don't you think?