Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are reportedly on the verge of going their separate ways (again) for the oldest reason in the book.
Sources say another man has come between them. And it's not just any man...
He's a Hollywood legend and one of the biggest names in the industry.
But we don't mean to say that Miley is cheating on Liam.
Although if she is hooking up with this guy, then she earns all the weirdness points, and Lady Gaga just needs to give up and bow down to the queen of eccentricity.
You see, it appears that the guy causing problems for Liam and Miley is none other than legendary director Woody Allen.
Back in January it was announced that Miley would return to acting with a role in Allen's new mini-series, a comedy called Crisis in Six Scenes.
The series finally made its debut in Amazon last week.
You may not have heard about it, because the thing tanked. Hard.
Like, no one was expecting a Woody Allen miniseries about a suburban family in the '60s to put up Game of Thrones numbers, but they also weren't expecting what they got, which us an utter commercial and critical failure.
And how does this impact Miley and Liam's relationship?
Well, according to OK! magazine, Liam and Miley are
“Liam’s really unhappy about this turn of events," one insider tells the tabloid.
"He’d hoped her Woody Allen TV show might have curbed any desire to go back to her wild stage persona – something that ultimately tore them apart in the first place."
The insider says that Liam does not want to see a return of the blunt-smoking, giant dildo-riding Miley that fans fell in love with on her Bangerz tour in 2014, and he feels she's bound to come back if Miley continues with music as the foundation of her career.
"It’s a real blow for him because he was willing to do another movie with her and really help build up her acting career," says the source.
"They’ve been having spats and the whole idea that they would get married this summer is completely out the window and Miley wants to go back to what she does best: performing and touring."
This isn't the first we've heard about Miley changing herself to suit Liam, but it seems she's worried that her efforts aren't enough.
In fact, she reportedly fears that she'll drive the Aussie actor away when she departs on another tour.
“Liam has just never been in the picture for that.” The source added. “He’s convinced she wants out – and in a way, so does he.”
To be clear: if there's any truth to this report, Liam is fully in the wrong here.
If you want someone who doesn't smoke weed and fly around on giant dongs, don't date Miley Cyrus.
That's like hooking up with Chris Brown and complaining that he can't stop being a psychopath.
Breezy is as God made him.