Ryan Seacrest has done it again.
Asked an asinine question on the red carpet or made a cheesy joke on live television?
No, not this time at least.

Instead, the uber producer and former American Idol host has managaed to, once again, snag himself a very sexy girlfriend.
After having been spotted out on the town in New York City with Adriana Lima, sources have confirmed to E! News and other outlets that Seacrest and the Victoria’s Secret model really are dating.
They really are an item.
Seacrest may very well have already seen Adriana Lima nude, and not just because it’s her job to take off many layers of clothing on the catwalk.

According to anonymous sources, Lima and Seacrest connected this summer in Rio during the 2016 Summer Olympics.
They grabbed a bite to eat at Dell’Anima in the Big Apple over the weekend and have yet to comment on their romance in public.
But they have sort of made it official via Instagram.
See what we mean here:

Lima has two daughters with Serbian NBA player Marko Jarić.
She also may have hooked up with Justin Bieber, making it clear that she has a thing for men with boyish good looks.
We guess that would explain why she’d go for Seacrest.
But what explains Seacrest’s perennial good great amazing luck with the ladies? Consider:
He has previously dated Sophie Monk:

And Katrina Darrell:
And Jasmine Waltz:
And Shayna Terese Taylor:

And, perhaps most famously, Julianne Hough:

It must therefore be asked: What the heck is going on here?!?
How does Ryan Seacrest have a more impressing dating resume that Matt Damon?
Is it a money thing? The guy isn’t poor, we know that much…
Please let us know, ladies. The mystery is killing us!