There are certain ways to win back the woman you love.
Sending a bouquet of flowers with a bill attached is not one of them.
Apparently this is what Casper Smart did after his relationship with Jennifer Lopez ended.
According to Life & Style, Smart dialed up Lopez's favorite Los Angeles-area florist "and placed a custom order for $525" for two dozen pink roses.
At first, you want to give the guy a break and assume he accidentally charged on the wrong account.
It turns out, however, that Smart had meant to bill his ex, because "several hours later, J. Lo’s manager called Casper and yelled at him because he had charged the flowers to J. Lo’s personal account."
Lopez, 47, and her 29-year-old boyfriend split up in late August, a source told People Magazine. They had been dating on and off for five years.
"Jennifer and Casper have split," the source said.
"They have not been together for a few weeks."
Nothing big caused the break-up, save for the obvious age difference.
"It wasn't anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end," the source insisted.
"They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable."
Of course, this is too dull a story for the gossip rags, who immediately started digging for some dirt on the former couple.
In Touch beat everyone to it, claiming that Smart would not move out of Lopez's home, despite being cut off financially. The horror!
"He was refusing to move out of Jennifer’s house and even threatened legal action if Jennifer attempts to have the locks changed," a source claimed.
"He won’t accept that the relationship is over."
Or his cash flow.
“She cut off all of his credit cards and access to a bank account she’d established for him,” the source added.
"She was very generous to Casper. Dating her has a lot of perks — private-jet travel, over-the-top vacations, attending only the best parties — so Jennifer questions whether he’s in love with her or her lifestyle.”
50/50? May 40/60...commercial air travel is a real bitch these days, so it's always nice to have that PJ gassed up and ready to fly.