On The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 18, tensions between LuAnn and Bethenny once again threatened to get ugly.
If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online or read any celeb gossip at all, you know that they've got bad blood ... hey!
Well, Hurricane Bethenny (if you will) officially made landfall in Miami on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 18.
Batten down the hatches.
In typical Real Housewives fashion, this will take weeks to play out, and the extent of her FEMA-level destruction remains to be seen.
We're talking at least Category 3 levels so far, though, with potential for escalation under the right atmospheric conditions. So to speak.
At issue were the late-night texts Bethenny Frankel received - ones that could LEVEL Luann de Lesseps' relationship with fiance Tom D'Agostino.
What did they say?!
Well ... allegedly:
The night before he flew to Palm Beach to celebrate his engagement with Luann which no one is happy about, he was seen at the Regency Hotel.
There, he was spotted making out for over an hour with "a girl that happened to also have been either a Playmate or a Playboy bunny."
Ramona Singer - like Sonja Morgan, a former flame of this loser - summed things up succinctly and hilariously: "What is he, a moron?"
"I don't want to think it's true because now it's gonna come out of my f--king mouth," Singer said, basically guaranteeing that she'll dish.
Oh, and there's a pic too, supposedly.
"I have a picture of him and the girl making out," the loose cannon said before the dreaded "To Be Continued" appeared on the screen.
Carole Radziwill stared at her in disbelief, and she wasn't the only one. Something tells us this is going to get worse before it gets better.
This all took place after Ramona showed up with receipts and sparred with Luann over gossip in the media, which is kind of hilarious.
Do they really think they can flaunt their love lives and attempt to cash in on the publicity 24/7, yet be left alone whenever it's convenient?
You just can't have it both ways, ladies.
Elsewhere, Jules Wainstein's marriage continued to fall apart and Dorinda Medley gave a drunk toast and stirred the pot as she often does.
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