There’s something authentic about Sonja Morgan, as medicated as she may seem.
She’s equal parts luxury and Eurotrash, will sport an impeccable chignon while talking about getting sh**faced at a club, and will tell you how many benefits/galas/cocktail parties she throws in a year.
Yes, you may have to gently push a plastic cup of water into her hand towards the end of the night for sobriety purposes, but at least she didn’t make 64 digs at you like someone we know.
Morgan is a well-traveled lady to who knows how to give a compliment. For example, she took one look at a tented dinner organized by Luann de Lesseps in the Moroccan desert and said, “I haven’t been a tent like this since I was invited by the King of Saudi Arabia after the Gulf War.”
That’s better than the best YELP review.
She’s Not Just a Toaster Cook
“Sonja Morgan New York is a heritage brand, because the clothing and jewelry are of such high quality they can be passed down through generations,” Morgan wrote on her blog after launching Sonja Morgan New York.
She Runs With A Random Crowd
Wait…what?
Hang on…
I thought that was the case, but Sonja’s got me second-guessing my Deceased Celebs list.
Yo, Heather
“Sonja, you don’t have a yacht!” Luann reminded Morgan.
Who Wants To Go Swimming?
That thing just flew right off!
Almost Off
There we go.
Preach
Let the interns play CEO tomorrow.
You Like Tennis, She Likes Champagne
ILY Sonja.
Someone Look Up “White Trash!”
Embrace it.
Werk
If you’re gonna do it, do it well.
Let’s Get Zen
After, I’ll break out the vodka.
Everyone Else On RHONY
Except Ramona. Sometimes.
How To Double-Fist Like a Lady
Sometimes these one-on-ones require it.
Screw The Quiche
This menu sounds wayyyyyy more fun.
Remember That Holiday In Ibiza?
Wait, no. That was Monday in New York.
What Are We Doing This Weekend?
Never change, Sonja.