The newest issue of Life & Style has the news plastered on its cover.
"The (Happiest) Shock Of The Lives," the sub-headline read. "How they're preparing for life with three kids under three."
The parents of Silas, 1, "couldn't be more thrilled," a source allegedly told the tabloid.
“They weren’t expecting it!”
The weekly alleges that Biel went through a successful round of IVF, which resulted in twins.
“Jess is doing really well right now,” the source added. “She’s glowing and happy."
Like any couple expecting imaginary twins, the Timberlakes are a little overwhelmed by the thought.
“Their heads were spinning a little,” the source said. “But once they got used to the idea, they realized it was really the happiest shock of their lives. It’s still very new for them.”
“They’re so happy now,” the source said, also pointing out that there will be a two-year age gap between Silas and the babies.
“They’re very excited to grow their family.”
Back in March, OK! made a similar claim.
“They’re going to wait to find out the babies’ genders, but they both love the idea of having another boy and a girl," yet another source said.
During an appearance on Ellen, Biel accepted congratulations for the fake news.
"I know, isn’t it exciting guys?” she joked.
Having just given birth not even a year before, Biel was feeling good about her post-baby body until she saw the headline.
“I don’t even know what to say about these things," she told DeGeneres.
"I feel like, man, I thought I was doing good with my yoga practice. I thought I was in the gym, but no, I have a gut apparently.”