Wednesday night on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 14, LuAnn confronted Ramona about recent events.
Needless to say, there were some fireworks.
When you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online, you'll see s--t go down at Lady Gaga's family's restaurant of all places.
Short story: Luann de Lesseps confronted Ramona Singer about what Ramona and the others were saying regarding Luann's behavior.
You know, name-dropping herself as The Countess and all that.
Truly obnoxious stuff that could be referenced on any episode honestly, but it was regurgitated this week, and well, she wasn't thrilled.
Beyond that, Luann couldn't grasp why the ladies aren't happy for her and her new beau ... who was friends with benefits with Sonja.
For 10 years. Give or take. That whole saga is a piece of work in and of itself, but The Countess just wants people to be happy for her!
So, fed up with this treatment, Luann peaced the hell on out.
Not before calling Ramona out on her "bulls--t," of course.
Singer's response to that statement? Surprisingly sane.
"I don't bulls--t, it's one thing I don't do…I wish I knew how to bulls--t. I'd probably get further in life if I could zip my mouth," she said.
The striking self-awareness continued, as she admitted she could benefit if she would "learn to be politically correct and socially correct."
True statement. But please don't, Ramona. Never change.
The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 14 was also highlighted by more talk about vaginas, 'cause of course it was.
Seriously. If there's ever a lull, these women talk vadge.
As female reproductive systems go, Bethenny Frankel's and Jules Wainstein's combine to be the eighth Real Housewife of New York.
So we're told. Try not to throw up on your phone.
Said Wainstein's of her anatomy, for whatever reason, "It still looks like a big ball sack. My vagina definitely doesn't match my personality."
"I don't identify with her at all. Is my vagina going to go back to the perfect pistachio," she added of the accident she recently endured.
Ramona, meanwhile, revealed that "coffee just gives me the runs so I have to drink tea" and that "the diaphragm was the best thing ever."
So great that she used it for 30 years. Wow.
"Did you get the brassiere out of the drawer with the diaphragm?" Bethenny quipped, after which Ramona talked about ... ner nippes.
"I don't like my nipples to show. I have very big nipples," Singer said, a little self-conscious. "I don't think it's proper to show my nipples."
Lastly, for the record, Sonja does not like teabagging.
So now you're caught up to date on so many things you never wanted to know but were forced to find out by Bravo, ladies and gentlemen.
You are most welcome.