"Skinny Girl and Tipsy Girl? A little too close to home.” - Ramona Singer
Can these ladies ever have a get together without drama? One of these days that scenario will totally happen right? OMG! LOL!
In any case, last night was not that night with the airing of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 6.
While talking about her birthday party, doubling as the Tipsy Girl launch guest list, Sonja Morgan said Dorinda Medley would be there.
"What would I be doing there without Dorinda?" Sonja asked.
"I know, I know," replied reality-show loving facialist Satoko.
In any case, the s--t was gonna hit the fan between Sonja and Bethenny Frankel over SkinnygirlGate and everyone seemed to know it.
Meanwhile, there was Carole Radziwill's psychic reading party.
"I always think your sole mission is … to articulate your suffering in a way that emancipates you and empowers other women."
That was Carole to Jules. The psychic was far more vague.
Naturally, the psychic said Jules Wainstein was going to be a role model to women, and that Bethenny's dad wants her to marry again.
The psychic reading all boiled down to Dorinda, however.
Richard came through and talked about John, who he said he won't protect her ... and that Dorinda would marry again, but not to John.
Ramona's response? "Thank god." Ya burnt, Dorinda. Crisp.
To make a long story short, every season of every Real Housewives show should require at least one mandatory appearance by a psychic.
It's bulls--t drama at its best - but blissfully unpredictable.
And there you have it folks. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of New York City online and get caught up to date ASAP.