After last week's elimination of Jodie Sweetin, Dancing With the Stars had this going for it if nothing else on Monday's results show:
There's no way that level of bulls--t could be topped!
Still, a double elimination night is guaranteed to spark controversy, especially late in the game when everyone left has a lot of support.
Heading into last night, and this season in general, Wanya Morris and Nyle DiMarco felt like the two with the most rhythm, style and talent.
The former, however, never quite reached his potential.
A semifinal elimination, along with partner Lindsay Arnold, was at once surprising and not for the singer, who couldn't reach his pinnacle.
Until Monday, when he scored dueling 30s. Was it too late in the minds of viewers? DWTS results will never fail to battle us sometimes.
Conversely, Antonio Brown, who was also eliminated, came on strong later in the season after a slow start, but it wasn't quite enough.
A lackluster beginning this spring gave way to a man possessed, an athlete who worked with Sharna Burgess to achieve true greatness.
He may have been the weakest of the remaining five dancers heading into Monday's competition, but he left everything on the floor.
That leaves just three stars remaining to vie for the crown:
Nyle DiMarco, Paige VanZant, and Ginger Zee are your finalists, set to battle it out for that coveted gold piece of hardware, the Mirrorball.
Is it the right trio to finish out the season? Most likely.
Is Dancing With the Stars is rigged in favor of Nyle? The jury is still out on that one, but conspiracy theories abound as they often do.
The scores from last night's semifinals:
Wanya Morris and Lindsay Arnold, dancing with Witney Carson: 30/30
Paige VanZant and Mark Ballas, dancing with Alan Bersten: 30/30
Antonio Brown and Sharna Burgess, dancing with Hayley Erbert: 27/30
Ginger Zee and Val Chmerkovskiy, dancing with Artem Chigvintsev: 27/30
Nyle DiMarco and Peta Murgatroyd, dancing with Jenna Johnson: 27/30
Wanya and Lindsay: 30/30
Nyle and Peta: 30/30
Paige and Mark Ballas: 29/30
Ginger and Val: 29/30
Antonio and Sharna: 28/30
What do you think? Did America get it right? Who will take home the Mirror Ball trophy and join this illustrious list of DWTS winners?