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Mohammed Abad Gets a new Penis

In September 2014, Mohammed Abad, went on national TV in the UK to share a personal story that he hoped would result in a happily ever after, according to the Huffington Post.

"It’s totally changed my life compared to then and now,” the Edinburgh-based 44-year-old told ITV’s This Morning of the successful surgery gave him a bionic penis.

“I now have an 8-inch penis which they [doctors] made from my own skin.”

Abad lost his genitals in a freak car accident at just six year old, in which he was hit and dragged by a vehicle.

Over the years, Abad has undergone reconstructive surgery using skin grafts from his arm to create a bionic penis, while doctors used the remains of his penis to create a new scrotum.

The new penis erects via two tubes under the skin that inflate with saline at the press of a button (located on one of his testicles).  

Abad was thrilled with how the surgery went and couldn’t wait to take his new friend for a test drive.  

Escort and sex activist Charlotte Rose heard about Abad’s story and how excited he will to lose his virginity, that she offered her services free of charge (her usual rate was $400/hour).

“I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity … I’m happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with,” Rose told reporters.

“We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time.”

Although Abad suffered a malfunction the first go-round, he found success as a deflowered human the very next day.

“Your first time is a memory in your life you never forget,” Rose said.

That’s for damn sure.