Tori Spelling: You Won't Believe What She's Doing For Money Now!

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As you may have heard, Tori Spelling is broke.

And when we say "broke," we don't mean in the celebrity sense - where, like, she had to fire one of her nutritionists and she'll never get to find out Xenu's middle name. Tori can't even pay her credit card bills, which is why we have this new entry in the Embarrassing Celebrity Endorsement Hall of Fame: 

Yes, that's Tori's ad for Psychic Source, which - as you may have guessed from the name -  is a source for "psychics," as well as a $1/minute con job targeted at bored housewives.

Some of our younger readers may not understand that there's a long, not-so-proud tradition of washed-up celebs helping to legitimize BS psychic networks once their careers hit the skids so bad that real businesses won't pay them for endorsements.

Tori Spelling has now joined the likes of Dionne Warwick and Yasmine Bleeth (Remember her? Of course you don't!) as a celeb who called up her psychic friends not for a reading, but to see if they need help peddling their nonsense on TV.

We guess that's what happens when you land one movie role a year and it pays a whopping $10,000.

Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: If you have rich parents, suck up to them before it's too late!

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Tori Spelling is a bad actress that's desperate for attention. She annoys us by how she tries to stay in the news. Spelling is knocked up... More »
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Tori Spelling Quotes

She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!

Tori Spelling [on dead dog]

I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly. I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing.

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