Apparently, money is not one of their keys to a happy union, because the couple is so broke they're bouncing checks and falling way behind on their credit card bills.
TMZ is reporting that Tori is being sued by American Express for an outstanding balance of $37,981.97.
That's chump change for most celebrity couples, but Tori and Dean have been continuously unable to come up with the cash.
According to the suit, Tori hasn't made a payment in over eight months.
She reportedly sent a check in the amount of $1,070 in June, but it bounced.
You might say these days, Tori's account number is 9021-OH, NO! but you would probably end up immediately regretting that joke.
Anyway, rumors that Tori and Dean are broke have been circulating for months, but we never realized just how dire their situation is.
The McDermott addressed their unfortunate financial situation on their recent Lifetime reality show, but we had no idea they were bouncing $1,000 checks!
Sounds like these two need to come up with another imaginary mistress so that Dean can have a fake affair ASAP!
We suppose they could just try to score some acting work, but that's hard.