Fugitive, bearded actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been arrested after trying to sneak back in to the U.S. across the Canadian border.
For those unfamiliar with their history, Randy and Evi fled to Canada after California authorities obtained a felony arrest warrant against them in 2010.
Police allege that they were involved in a burglary; Evi and Randy Quaid were also accused of defrauding an innkeeper (seriously) that same year.
The duo sought refugee status in Canada (again, seriously), claiming a conspiracy led by a group of "star whackers" was plotting their demise.
Eventually, they wore out their welcome within the borders of our northern neighbor as well, as Randy Quaid was arrested in April and again last week.
Having failed to meet the requirements of his continued residency, he was detained in Montreal and told to leave the country by October 14.
He tried to comply with that request, at least.
Immigration authorities in Vermont apprehended Randy and Evi trying to cross the border, likely aided in part by the male Quaid's appearance.
Not exactly inconspicuous, Randy.
The gruesome Randy Quaid sex tape twosome is being held on $500,000 bond as California decides whether to extradite them for prosecution.
What turns this ridiculous saga takes from here is anyone's guess, but Rupert Murdoch could not be reached for comment at press time.