If you are currently pregnant and in need of a husband, you are in luck! Or in danger with this guy. Depends on a lot of variables.
A man named Jerry recently posted an ad on Craigslist seeking a pregnant woman to move in with him and get married.
The 48-year-old, self-described “semi-attractive” man believes that many pregnant women want to kick their baby daddies to the curb.
He writes, “I know many pregnant women out there aren’t happy with the men who got them pregnant, are scared, and they need a way out.”
And he believes he is the guy who can help these women:
“They need a kind, providing man with a steady job who can take care of them and a baby. A woman should not have to worry.”
At first, the ad just seems to be written by some socially inept guy. But the Craigslist ad takes a creepy turn.
He writes, “My (our :)) house is ready. I have maternity clothes hanging in closets, ready for you. A kitchen with everything you’ll need. No need for a car as I’ll do all the driving (I drive a blue Miata convertible).”
First, why does he have maternity clothes already? Did they come from the last woman who responded to the ad, who is probably missing now???
Secondly, any man that sells himself by offering a kitchen is a douche.
He seems to be advertising imprisonment, where a woman has to stay in the kitchen and can’t drive herself anywhere.
And if he doesn’t sound creepy enough, he also mentions that he is in “the meat industry.” Porn? Or hacking people to pieces? One or the other for sure.
But maybe Jerry just wants to have a family to share with his cat, Renaldo, who he is pictured with in the ad.
He writes in the listing, “The longer you’ve been pregnant, the better. If you’re due any day now, that’d be perfect. I’m ready to have this family tomorrow!!”
“I’ve included a photo of myself with my cat Renaldo (he’s friendly)."
"I can send more photos upon request. Hit me up telling me how many months pregnant you are and let’s get you moved in (if I choose you).”
Jerry also mentions, “Looks don’t concern me.”
He adds, “If you’re really interested but you’re not pregnant, get pregnant, and contact me. We may be able to work something out if I haven’t already filled the position.”
Filled the position? You’re a f–king psycho charmer, Jerry.