There's a lot of thought and preparation that goes into planning a wedding.
Even the most laid back couples might find themselves arguing over countless decisions that could end up shaping the entire evening:
Should we go with a band or a DJ? Should we serve dinner buffet or family style? Should we invite Lindsay Lohan or have a nice, peaceful evening that people will actually remember favorably?
Unfortunately, one young couple made the mistake of thinking a LiLo cameo would liven up the proceedings. We guess they were right....but oh, what a price they paid.
For starters, we all know that Lohan loves to get naked, and that's just what she did at the swanky nuptials of Justin Etzin and Lana Zakocela.
Page Six reports:
“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.”
Hey, at least she didn't strip down right in the middle of the ceremony, right? She did, however, act like the rude, entitled waste case we've come to know and be repulsed by while the couple was exchanging its vows:
"It was one thing after the next," said one witness. “Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone."
The next evening, Lindsay decided to do some DJing because of course she did. Things went awry when someone had the audacity to take a picture at a party:
“Got upset when she thought someone took her photo," said a source. "She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine.’”
So, to summarize: Lindsay ran around naked, painted her nails while her friends got married, spoke in a British accent, and played Brandy hits from back when she had a career.
If you had any doubts that Lohan is drinking again, we think you can officially put them to bed.