Yes, Chrissy Teigen recently showed off her naked body and her very impressive six-pack.
But, no, the wife of John Legend does not believe she holds the key to weight loss in any way, shape or form. Especially not when it comes to how one ought to eat Doritos.
The supermodel made what she believed to be a harmless comment to Delish.com last week, sharing a snack food secret with the site.
"I lick off the nacho cheese seasoning and put the chips back in the bag," she said. "You still get all the flavor, not all the carbs!"
Critics interpreted this tidbit as an espousal of eating disorders, a charge that caught by Teigen by surprise.
And which then prompted her to jump on Twitter in her own defense.
“i can't believe i have to address this but my quote about licking the seasoning off doritos isn't "promoting eating disorders" it's a hobby,” Teigen Tweeted, going on in further rage:
"i wasn't honestly saying licking the seasoning off doritos is my idea of diet, you morons.
"it was in the context of 'it's a gross thing i do and i am disgusting but hey it's low carb HA HA' man social media you are the death of me!"
Teigen, who is really bad at forecasting the weather, concluded with a quasi apology:
"sorry. you all aren't morons. just the people who seriously think i go on doritos seasoning diets. the rest of you are my everything."
And you are our everything, Chrissy Teigen. Never change.