In the wake of Monday's carnage, two more of Kaitlyn Bristowe's former suitors have been recruited to join the Season 2 cast of Bachelor in Paradise.
Fans of the summer guilty pleasure can now expect ...
... JJ Lane and Tanner Tolbert! Congrats?
As The Bachelorette spoilers predicted, Kaitlyn said goodbye to several of her suitors Monday night, culling her herd and keeping only the best.
Relatively speaking, of course.
While JJ presumably won't reunite with Clint, a.k.a. the other half of the Brokeback Bachelorette bromance, he's a natural fit for Paradise.
Is his focus is more on fame (or infamy) than love? Is he there for the right reasons? On the spinoff, no one really cares, it's all entertainment.
As for Tanner, he's turned off by a girl who "can't hold a conversation or gets sloppy drunk" or a "date not liking me as much as I like her."
In other words, his tenure in Paradise may be short-lived, based on our experience watching Season 1 and two years of Bachelor Pad.
Hey, you never know though.
Here's a look at the rest of the Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs (bathing) suiting up for a season of fun, sun and contrived nonsense ...