Earlier this month, a Fox News anchor told Kelly Clarkson to stop making room for deep dish pizza.
Chris Wallace was properly excoriated for this diss, but Clarkson just shrugged it off.
She's too focused, after all, on leaving room for something else in her life: intercourse with husband Brandon Blackstock!
"I always swore ours would not be a relationship where we have to schedule sex. That is never going to happen," Clarkson says in the latest issue of Redbook, adding of her marriage:
"We put each other first. I call it the oxygen-mask mentality: take care of yourself first!"
Clarkson, who is self-admittedly awesome, also rejects the notion that Blackstock is her "other half." She rejects it hard, in fact.
"He's a whole and I'm a whole," she explains. "I've never believed in someone taking care of me, and that's probably because I grew up poor and without a lot of family stability."
The 32-year-old Grammy winner continues to deal with far too many comments about her weight - but she continues to have unparalleled perspective on the criticism.
"There are just some people who are born skinny and with a great metabolism - that is not me. I wish I had a better metabolism. But someone else probably wishes they could walk into a room and make friends with everyone like I can.
"You always want what someone else has... I don't obsess about my weight, which is probably one of the reasons why other people have such a problem with it."