As you might know, Taylor Swift has a lot of money. Like, “probably already has a seat booked on the first space shuttle heading to Mars after the Earth becomes uninhabitable” money.
All that wealth is the result of Taylor’s unprecedented dominance of the world of pop music, so it’s no surprise that she wants to protect her most important assets, like her songs, her voice, and…
Her legs?!
Yes, Taylor isn’t exactly a sultry sex symbol, but apparently someone in her camp believes that her mile-long stems are extremely valuable to her career.
Valuable to the tune of $40 million, in fact. Forty million dollars. A ridiculous sum of money? Of course, but she feels it’s well worth it under the circumstances.
Taylor’s 1989 tour is scheduled to begin in May, and before she sets off, her team would like to have her legs insured for a whopping sum that reportedly even left Taylor in awe.
“She thought her legs were possibly worth a million,” a source tells the National Enquirer. “But $40 million shocked her. She’s even a little embarrassed by it.”
Yes, if you tell Taylor she looks like a million bucks, you’re selling her short by about $39 million. We guess that would be enough to make anyone feel self-conscious.
Of course, anyone who’s seen Taylor at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show knows that her legs are impressive specimens, to say the absolute least …
On the flip side, we can’t imagine in a million years (or even 40 million for that matter) that they’re worth that on the basis of being essential to her career.
For some reason, we doubt millions of Swifties would abandon her if she were mangled in a tractor accident or suffered some sort of cellulite tragedy.
That said, she should probably start offering workout tips to her fans, because clearly she’s things pretty well figured out in this particular department.
Sure, good genes play a part, but those shapely calves have something to do with Taylor’s weird habit of taking her cat for walks around Manhattan …