Well, the inevitable has happened…if you believe a tabloid report that’s almost certainly BS.
The relationship between Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna seemed too good to be true from the start, and now Radar Online is reporting that the whole thing is over as sexily as it began.
Yes, the insiders say Leo was "the best" Rihanna ever had, but the bearded lothario can’t be stopped spreading his sexual charm faster than his ever-expanding waistline, and when the man’s model detector went off during a recent night of partying, the scent of cigarettes, cocaine and daddy issues proved too strong for him to resist.
Radar claims that while hanging out at 1Oak in LA on Saturday, Leo ended up making out with a young lady just a few feet from where RiRi was standing.
Rihanna seems like the type of girl that would invite the new chick home for a threesome, but apparently on this night she just wasn’t having it, and as a result, Rihonardo is now officially a thing of the past.
Was it Leo’s revenge for Rihanna telling him to lose weight? We may never find out.
All we know for certain is that some things are too perfect and beautiful for this world…and a blubbery Leo dripping beard sweat all over a lithe Barbadian stoner is apparently one of them.