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Charlie Sheen has been on a role lately in terms of bizarre twitter tirades.

Earlier this week, Sheen slammed Kim Kardashian in a bizarre rant that had something to do with the reality star refusing to sign an autograph for a young fan.

Sheen apologized to Kim, but now before calling her famous backside a “gross bag of funk.”

With that beef resolved (we guess), the Sheenius has returned to one of his favorite targets – the bafflingly long-running CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men.

Sheen and Richards
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This morning, at about 5 am California time (of course) Sheen posted the same tweet three times in a row. Somehow, it made less sense each time:

“Sung to the tune of: ‘men men men – men me suck, gotta suk me more men before they suk me more men'”

Two hilarious notes here:

1. Charlie made different typos in one of the tweets, meaning he typed this mumbo jumbo out each time he posted it, and 2. As a sure sign of his profound intoxication, Chuckles included a link to TwitLonger that actually has less text that the original tweets.

Obviously he’s referencing the show’s famous theme song, but why? And what the hell is he trying to say?

There’s been talk of Sheen returning to Two and a Half Men for the series finale, which is set to air this spring. Is this Sheen’s reaction to producers pulling the plug on that idea?

If so, he basically just confirmed that they made the right decision.