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Teresa Giudice may be a reality star, but that doesn’t mean the law-breaking Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member is in touch with reality.

Case in point: the following video.

It features Giudice and Dina Manzo teaming with to recite a few resolutions for 2015.

Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo Resolve To...

“Going forward I would like to stop eating bad carbs," Giudice says, adding that she wants to get her famous "ass" back.

This would be a perfectly normal sort of resolution to make… if Giudice were not facing 15 months in jail for financial fraud, a sentence that begins on January 5.

You’d think perhaps Teresa would be more concerned with vowing to be a better mother to her four children; or vowing to avoid prison after this stint is over; or jusy vowing to no longer suck as a human being.

But nope.

Giudice’s other resolutions include "being around positive people," as well as "keeping the faith."

She makes no mention of her forthcoming stint in the slammer (which will be followed by husband Joe Giudice serving 40 months behind bars).

At one point, Manzo says "I want to be more spontaneous this year. If I want to go away somewhere, I’m just going to let that happen and people will figure things out.”

“You should!” Giudice responds. “I have four little ones so I can’t do that.”

Note to Teresa: it won’t Gia Giudice and company who will be holding you back from going away somewhere. It will be the steel prison bars.