If you don't know who Dan Bilzerian is, then your life is sadly incomplete.
Dubbed "the Most Interesting Man on Instagram," the millionaire playboy/professional poker player first gained mainstream attention last year following an incident in which he threw a porn star off his roof.
Here's Dan's most recent Instagram post to give you an idea of how he gets down:
And here's Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger partying with a giant cutout of Dan's head to give you an idea of how beloved this dude is in Hollywood, even though his talents seem to consist solely of banging lots of models and having a ton of dough:
Anyway, next to boobs and bags of cash, Bilzerian's greatest love is weapons, and it's a hobby that may have just landed in some serious trouble.
TMZ is reporting that Bilzerian was arrested last night at LAX and he's currently being held without bail.
The arrest reportedly has nothing to do with the fact that Bilzerian was booted from a nightclub after kicking a woman in the face over the weekend.
While that incident is currently under investigation, Bilzerian was actually picked up on far more serious charges late Tuesday.
It seems a warrant was issued in Nevada recently, in response to complaints that Bilzerian had violated a state law that forbids the possession of "an explosive or incendiary device with the intent to manufacture it."
Yes, dude stands accused of making a freaking bomb.
As far as we can tell, Bilzerian wakes up every day and says, "Hmm...How can I make my life more like a 14-year-old's ridiculous study hall daydream? I got it! Bikini models detonating giant bombs!"
If convicted, Dan could face up to six years in prison, which would really be a shame, because currently, his oddly devoted harem features some of the hottest girls on Instagram: