Nirvana and Foo Fighters rocker Dave Grohl opens up in a new interview with The Sun (UK) about why he doesn't smoke weed or do drugs anymore.
Spoiler alert: It somehow involves Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
"I stopped doing drugs when I was about 20 years old," he recalls. "But just recently I thought, 'Oh I'm going to start smoking pot again to cure insomnia.'"
"I'd put the kids to bed, go upstairs and smoke a little pot. But then I'd get stuck in front of the Kardashians on TV for 45 minutes. And it freaked me out."
"I was like, 'I'm never doing this ever again.' It's definitely not for me."
Hilarious bottom line: If you insist that you must watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, fine. If you wish to smoke weed, that's your decision.
Combine the two and prepare for downright scary results, though.
It can hard enough to stomach, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Scott, Kanye, Kris, Bruce, Brody, Brandon, Kendall and Kylie Jenner doing their thing while sober.
Can you imagine adding some controlled substances to the mix?
We can't. And thanks to Dave, we will know from his experience that any fleeting temptation to do so is surely misguided. Deeply, deeply misguided.
Remember as we head into Thanksgiving and the holiday season: Friends don't let friends smoke marijuana and watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
And add Dave to the list of the Kards' famous, outspoken critics!