It is sadly and shocking all over for Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi.
About seven months after announcing his engagement to the porn star, Sheen released a statement through his publicist last night that confirmed an end to this relationship.
"Scotty and I had a great year together as we traveled the world and crossed a lot of things off our bucket list," he wrote, using Rossi's real name, Scottine. "She’s a terrific gal - but we’ve mutually decided to go our separate ways and not spend the rest of our lives together."
Sheen, of course, has already been married to Donna Peele, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller.
He has four young children as a result of these unions, two with Richards and two with Mueller. He also has an adult daughter with ex-girlfriend Paula Profit.
And he cited these kids as the basis for his split.
"I’ve decided that my children deserve my focus more than a relationship does right now,” said Sheen. “I still have a tremendous fondness for Scotty and I wish her all the best."
That may be the most level-headed thing Charlie Sheen has ever said.
Sheen and Rossi started dating in November of 2013.
There was actually a rumor in April that these two had already wed, due to a wedding band seemingly on Sheen's finger in an Instagram photo.
Alas, this rumor never turned into a reality and Rossi will now need to settle for being Sheen's 3,796th porn star, as opposed to his fourth wife.