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Today in “Ugh, that sounds like something that would do” news, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took their 14-month-old daughter to the Balenciaga runway show at Paris Fashion Week.

We’re not sure to what to make of pics like the one above, but we can only assume little Nori smiled at someone wearing Crocs, or committed some other unforgivable offense, because no kid deserves this.

In a recent interview, Kim said she’ll never spank North, but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of terrible parenting.

Ye and Kim Kardashian
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Sure, she’s not doling out Adrian Peterson whoopings, but abuse takes many forms, and we can think of few fates worse than being forced to put on matching outfits so you can sit with your family and watch a bunch of skeletal waifs in cartoon clothes work the catwalk.

Seriously, are they trying to set the record for world’s most astronomical therapy bill?


It’s bad enough Kanye probably rocks those stupid bejeweled masks around the house, now this poor girl’s head will be filled with memories of wearing all black in a room full of French people like she’s a freakin’ existentialist philosopher.

What, did no one have a cigarette to bum her?

Anyway, end of rant. We’re just hoping these two find a way ot scrub the all the Kim Kardashian nude photos from the Internet before North gets old enough to feel really disappointed in her parents.