When the cast for Dancing with the Stars Season 19 was announced, it was met with a collective groan, along with many cries of:
But while the average viewer may not have heard of most of this fall's contestants, he or she only needs to know one name. He or she only needs to tune in for one performer each week: Alfonso Ribeiro.
Proving that he has far more than just the Carlton Dance in his repertoire, the former Fresh Prince of Bel Air star has owned Season 19 to date, highlighted by his Quickstep on last night's movie-themed Dancing with the Stars episode.
It included the use of a mini-Alfonso, along the lines of Mini-Me, for an Austin Powers-inspired rendition. We're not kidding. See for yourself:
Ribeiro and Witney Carson somehow only earned 32 total points for this routine, but it could have been worse:
Randy Couture and Karina Smirnoff were actually voted off the show!
So at least Alfonso will be around for another week. But what's even the point of staging performances every Monday at this point? Just hand Ribeiro the trophy already!
Did you not view the above dance?!?