Kanye West: My Father Was a Paparazzo!

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In a scene that calls to mind Luke Skywalker finding out who his daddy is, Kanye West revealed in a deposition last yeat that his late father once snapped candid shots of celebs for a living.

"My father was a paparazzo himself," said Yeezy in the recorded depo. "My father was a medical illustrator, a Black Panther, a Christian marriage counselor."

"My mother was the first black chair of the English department in Chicago State. They didn't raise me to be out here wrestling random paparazzi in front of LAX."

So is somewhat it ironic that Kanye is being sued for attacking a photographer, when his father was once employed in a similar fashion. Yes...but it's way more ironic that Kanye's mom was a college professor, and yet he married Kim Kardashian.

We're pretty sure the word "Kardashian" is defined as "the exact opposite of a college professor."

Kanye revealed his dark family secret as part of an effort to convince the alleged victim's lawyers that he's no pap-hater.

"Sometimes I get in the car with the paparazzi," said 'Ye. "Paparazzi help me to park. There are some nice guys out there just trying to feed their family. And then there are a--holes like the guy you're representing."

Oh, Yeezus. You were doing such a good job of convincing us you didn't kick the crap out of that guy...right up until that last part.

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