Move over, Air Bud.
And make room for Purin the Beagle!
In a video that will make you feel athletically inferior to an animal with four legs and a tail, the following footage features this adorable canine scoring multiple goals and making multiple saves.
Oh, yes, Purin plays offense and defense and forget Landon Donovan.... why isn't this little guy on the U.S. World Cup roster?!?
With apologies to this amazing diaper-changing puppy, Purin is the most talented dog in the storied history of this species.
He shoots. He scores... points for cuteness!
Note to dogs perfecting the art of the Photobomb: get on the pitch! Your country needs you.