Kristen Stewart is in Cannes this week promoting her new film Clouds of Sils Maria, and while the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is somehow currently beating out an international film festival in terms of star power, Cannes has something that Kimye doesn't:
A bottomless Kristen Stewart!
Okay, not completely bottomless, but she's lying in bed in a thong around the 1:03 mark and that's good enough for now.
Kristen went topless for a Florabotanica ad last week. We have a theory that she's gradually revealing every inch of herself at different times like puzzle pieces. That way we'll eventually be able to Photoshop together a fully nude K-Stew. She's very artsy like that.
When Kristen takes off her clothes, she does it in a deep, intellectual way...like when James Franco posts nude selfies to Instagram.
Oh, and the movie actually looks pretty good, too. No vampires, but it does suggest a different type of non-traditional romance by hinting at the possibility of a French MILF lesbian threesome. Count us in!
But of course, the potential quality of the film is not why you'll watch the trailer above. No, it's the promise of a few seconds of K-Stew butt that'll suck you in, and we don't blame you.
After all, brief glimpses of nudity is what international film festivals are all about.
Of course you could always spare yourself the subtitles and just check out the gallery below. We promise you won't have to pretend to know what "subtext" means.