Sonja Morgan brought the insanity on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 8, even more than usual and exceeding her high standards.
It's hard to tell if Ramona Singer is secretly (or not so secretly) taking pleasure in Sonja's recent misfortunes, but her concern for Morgan may be legitimate.
Woman is acting straight up cray lately ... like whoa.
Every time Sonja rambles on and on about grandiose plans for toaster ovens, lingerie lines and what have you, she sounds more and more unhinged.
Ramona, of course, helps matters by informing everyone that Sonja's house is about to be sold out from underneath her. That's the mark of a great friend.
The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 8 ended up being a lot of drinking, eating and gossip, which in our case means celebrity gossip.
That's what these people are right now, for better or worse ... so when Ramona tosses a plate of food into the pool at a party, that's a good news story!
She also pulled back the peel-and-stick wallpaper in one of the rooms at a designer home showcase and tossed a glass of champagne in Kristen's face.
Standard operating procedure for Ramona.
As for Kristen, she has apparently made it her purpose in life to needle Singer, which you have to give her credit for. On execution, at least, she brings it.
Implying that Ramona is jealous of Sonja's 23-year-old boy toy, Taekman poked the bear like never before and the two were at odds from that point on.
Ramona did ask about boy toy Ben, which may or may not have caused him to stand up Sonja, who will just go find another team of interns, not to worry.
Meanwhile, Carole has big plans to remodel her apartment and turn her kitchen into an office, something crazy even by New York real estate standards.
If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online this week, you'll also see a lot less Aviva, though she did try to get in the Sonja and Ramona mix.
She can't be completely tamed, after all.