Celebrity boxing star in training George Zimmerman says he wants to fight Kanye West, because the volatile rapper has a history of attacking defenseless people.
That's not ironic at all coming from Zimmerman.
Promoters for George's upcoming celebrity boxing match have received a lot of interest from a lot of stars. DMX wants to beat the f--k out of Zimmerman.
George's dream opponent, however, would be 'Ye.
The promoters would make it happen if they could, knowing for many it will become a choice between two evils and a must-see event for the ages.
Mr. Kim Kardashian would never stoop to that level, of course, but it's fun to imagine the spectacle that would ensue if he somehow agreed to this.
Zimmerman says he wants a piece of the rapper because of his attacks on innocent people, such as the 18-year-old who allegedly called Kim a "n--ger lover."
Hard to say how to handicap this hypothetical bout.
Kanye has a long history of violent altercations and is never afraid to throw down, while Zimmerman once shot an unarmed teenager to death.
The promoters say they're willing to move the fight to L.A. to accommodate Kanye if he's interested. Which he won't be, but we gotta ask anyway:
Who would you root for in this fight?