A Georgina couple having sex in a Waffle House parking lot was arrested last Sunday morning, according to local police, and that isn’t even the best part.
Loganville, Ga., authorities said after they got busted, the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.
“I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication,” Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry said, noting that the sandal/burger mixup was a first for him.
One would assume, though you never know at Waffle House.
In any case, Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the November 3 incident for loitering and public drunkenness. And this was some real drunkenness.
Lucas blew a .154 on a breathalyzer test and Gossett .216, according to the police report. They were not charged criminally for the truck bonking.
The hornballs avoided an indecency charge because their vehicle was in the back of the lot, and their tryst wasn’t obvious to the public, Lowry said.
However, it was noticeable enough for someone to complain. An officer arrived on the scene, ordering them to put on clothes and show their licenses.
At that point, the officer later wrote in the report, “When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.”
The two face a January 16 court date. Maybe they can hit up Waffle House prior to that for some footwear, which is presumably required in the courtroom.