Worst Subway "sandwich artist" ever. By a landslide.
An employee of the restaurant chain admitted Monday to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread, then posting the photo on Instagram to prove it.
Also, his co-worker froze his urine at work:
The Columbus, Ohio, duo's Twitter and Instagram pages are chock full of photos of their exploits, including bread baked into the shape of genitals.
That is sandwich art, in an X-rated way.
One of the men, Cameron Boggs, has no qualms about going public with this information, boasting "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.
Boggs posted (and later deleted) the most incriminating photo, which depicts his partner in revolting crime rubbing his junk on a foot-long sub.
It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."
Later, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but said it was at home, and a joke: "I would never do that at work - that was at my home," he said.
"This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."
Quite the sense of humor. Boggs' other photo shows a water bottle full of a yellow substance he swears is his urine, and says was taken at Subway.
Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus ... at least for the next half hour.
The anonymous tipster who sent in the photos was horrified:
"I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, 'What is this guy doing?' Then came the penis picture. They're stupid enough for doing this in the first place."
"But then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move. I didn't send these to be vindictive," he added, "But something needs to be done. It's disgusting."
He said he turned in the pics after reading about the alleged masturbating pizza shop owner in San Diego, who was said to be outed by users on 4Chan.
There was also Wendy's Frosty Guy ... and Taco Bell Shell Licking Guy. Seriously, fast food employees. We know you're bored. But quit defiling the food.