Kate Middleton: Inside the Dramatic Non-Delivery!!

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Kate Middleton is due to give birth to the royal heir(ess) in just a few weeks ... which makes this celebrity gossip tabloid cover nothing short of amazing.

Kate Middleton Delivery

Promising ALL THE DETAILS of the royal birth, Life & Style omits just one:

  1. Kate Middleton hasn't actually delivered the royal baby yet.

Despite this minor discrepancy, her family and security team have "rushed to the hospital," while Prince William has been "torn" from his wife's side.

Life & Style has taken up writing some historical fiction, apparently.

Isn't the point of being a gossip magazine that you write just that?

As in gossip people might actually believe, and that while difficult to prove, is equally challenging to disprove? Thus keeping the rumor mill churning?

This is just a bizarre, blatant misstatement of commonly-known fact, not unlike if THG were to tell you these Kim Kardashian baby photos were real.

THG NOTE: They're not, but they're hilarious.

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Kate Middleton Biography

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A celebrity gossip mainstay since at least 2006, Kate Middleton is Prince William's lady friend. These two dated off and on for many... More »
Reading, England
Full Name
Kate Middleton