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The Real Housewives of Atlanta were back Sunday night for their “Reunion Part 1” and it’s all about the shade … but should it really be about the fan?

We recap all the screeching in our THG +/- review.

What is up with Kenya’s fan? Was she expecting the air conditioning to be out? Is she having hot flashes? Minus 15 for taking this Gone With the Wind thing a little too far.

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Plus 18 to Kandi, who asked, “Girl, can you flick that thing with your left hand?” Kandi looked as though she’d had enough of not only Kenya’s fan but the entire reunion.

I think the girl is ready to move on to her spinoff. Apparently every Housewife wants one.


Looks like Kandi’s still holding a grudge against NeNe for things she said back in season one. Plus 12 to NeNe for not trying to deny it. Of course an apology might have helped too.

Kandi’s showing off her ring but not giving out her wedding date. She doesn’t want anyone to steal it.  Minus 10. It looks like we’ll have that whole baby name argument between Kim and Kandi to look forward to next week.

Cynthia was a show stopper in that dress. Plus 22. The girl knows how to work a room and she doesn’t need crazy accessories like fans or fishnet coverups to do it.

But Kenya can’t figure out who to flick her fan at next. Plus 15 because as crazy as she is, she certainly made sure all eyes were on her this season.  

First she gets into it with Porsha. The flashbacks to their very first charity event where Porsha called Kenya Miss America instead of Miss USA really show Ms. Moore’s insecure side. Minus 12. Porsha made an honest mistake. Anyone else would have gotten over it.

Then it’s all about the booty and whose video is outselling whose.  Minus 30. I’m so tired about hearing about their competing booties.

Phaedra says that instead of a Single White Female they’ve got the Black Delusional Kenya.

It did come out that Phaedra’s fishnet cover up was custom made. Should we be impressed or horrified?

Of course Phaedra takes the opportunity to express her love of the naked form. She appreciates nudity and especially oversized penises. Seriously girl, that’s more than I need to know. Besides, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone express their appreciation of the really small ones.

All of this coming from an eight months pregnant Phaedra but that doesn’t deter Kenya from telling her, “You’ll be picking up your teeth off the floor, pregnant and all.

Minus 40.  Threatening to assault a pregnant woman, now that’s beyond shady.

Can’t wait to see what part 2 has in store for us next week.