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Paulina Gretzky just posted this indescribable photo on Instagram.

This is the first time anyone has ever felt sorry for Wayne Gretzky.

In honor of Paulina Gretzky bikini photos and her father, the greatest hockey player ever, THG has been trying to think of the best hockey terms that sound dirty:

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  • Slipped it between the pads
  • On top of the crease
  • Poke-check
  • Two-on-one
  • Five-hole
  • Puck

That’s about all we got.