If you’ve read The Bachelor spoilers, you know who Sean Lowe picks.
If you want to read about Sean in celebrity gossip tabloids, you can take your pick: The Bachelor hunk is on the cover of all of them this week! Seriously:
With interest in the show’s 17th season peaking in advance of the March 4 Women Tell All special and March 11 finale, there are two obvious angles here:
- The final two women, Catherine Giudici and Lindsay Yenter, are liars
- He’s just a sweet guy who’s torn between both of those sweet girls
In any case, he’s typically shirtless.
Us promises in its cover story this week that Lowe is torn, and “after telling both ladies ‘I love you,’ Sean gives one a ring and the other a broken heart.”
Knock us over with a feather.
Meanwhile, OK! says Sean really, really is in love with Lindsay and Cat, is “not faking this for the cameras” and is facing an “excruciating decision.”
In Touch tries a different approach, boasting, “Bachelor Sean tricked by their lies. Behind their sweet smiles, the Bachelor girls are not what they seem.”
“Gold diggers obsessed with fame; Turned off by his ‘virginity’; A DUI, secret pasts, actresses pretending to be in love. Did he choose the wrong one?”
LOLOLOL. ITW wins on style points.
He’s even on the inset of two other covers: Life & Style, where he can’t wait for a wedding, and Star, which has him hilariously cheating with Emily Maynard.
Good times in celebrity gossip.