Melissa Gorga to Pen Marital Advice Book, Mayan Prediction Takes Step Closer to Reality

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In the latest sign that the Mayans have been correct all along, another member of The Real Housewives franchise will soon come out with her very own book.

First, Taylor Armstrong used her estranged husband's death to pen "Hiding from Reality: My Story of Love, Loss, and Finding the Courage Within."

Next, Brandi Glanville will release some nonsense called "Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders."

And now we can confirm that Melissa Gorga has signed a deal for "Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage."

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"I can't tell you how many times Joe and I are approached by fans asking how they can have a marriage like ours," Gorga lies to tells Us Weekly.

Melissa adds that the memoir will give readers "practical strategies on how to strengthen their marriage, amp up the passion, and the secrets that make my marriage as sexy and hot as it is warm and loving."

Well... okay then. Sounds like a must-not read!

Will you purchase this book?