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‘Tis the season for reality stars and politicians to release their family Christmas cards.

We’ve already been treated to the Kardashian Christmas card… and the Romney family Christmas card… and even the Honey Boo Boo Christmas card.

Now, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga has released her very own version, featuring herself and husband Joe swinging their three children – Antonia, 7, Gino, 5, and Joey, 2 – in the air:

Melissa Gorga, Dolores Catania, and Teresa Giudice at the Reunion

Gorga recently signed a book deal to detail the secrets of a healthy marriage in “Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage.”

But it sounds like Joe can sum up the perfect union in three words. He tells Us Weekly his New Year’s Resolution is a very simple one:

“More kinky sex.”