The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Frilly Knickers & Groin Tattoos

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and "Uh Oh, Somebody's Crying!"

Isn't that just what you want to hear someone yell out when you're sobbing in public? We break down all the tears and fears in THG's weekly +/- review.

Adrienne's Nerves

It started off with the summit meeting between Lisa and Adrienne.

Plus 12 to Adrienne for calling it although it was about damn time.

As usual Lisa looked on the event with her own very British brand of humor.

"I don't mean to make her nervous…that much." Plus 15.

But the wait for Adrienne to get around to saying the actual I'm sorry felt like it took forever and her apology seemed a bit hollow until she uttered those words.  Plus 10 for finally getting there, but it still came across a little less than heartfelt.  And Lisa's right. They may move forward but their relationship will never be the same.

Kyle takes Alexia for her driver's permit test.  She's failed it twice. Plus 10 for the third time being the charm.  Of course only in Beverly Hills can a kid pass her test, walk outside and jump into a Maserati!

Lisa gets Brandi a modeling gig at Beverly Hills Lifestyles magazine.  Apparently Brandi Glanville could use the self esteem boost.  No, seriously! For as knock out gorgeous as Ms. Granville is, her ex-husband's philandering definitely took its toll. Minus 20.

And if you'd like to find out how she dealt with his bed hopping and their subsequent divorce it looks like you'll be able to read all about it in Brandi's upcoming tell all. Plus 13. I think I'd rather read Brandi's book than Taylor's.

Kim invites all of the ladies to the lovely Casa Elar Spa and Resort in Ojai.  She's in a good place right now. So good that she even invites Brandi. Plus 22.

Even Camille Grammer joins them which is nice but I could have done without hearing about Kelsey's new groin tattoo. Minus 30.  Now I need to burn that image from my brain.

Yolanda thinks Ojai is all about nature and hiking…well not if you're from Beverly Hills.  I don't think these ladies own a pair of hiking boots between them. Minus 9. Perhaps they'll drop down from a six inch to a four inch heel instead.

With a limited amount of bedrooms some of the ladies will have to double up and Adrienne has only one goal…to get a better bedroom than Lisa.  

Lisa and Brandi end up sharing which offers some hilarious results when Ms. Vanderpump sees Brandi's sleeping attire. Plus 15.   "You sleep in that frilly knicker thing?"

Trust me. If anyone can pull it off, it's Brandi.

Things were even going well between Brandi and Kim.  They were talking, not screeching at one another. Plus 19.

When the conversation got emotional Kim ended up in tears, which would have been OK if it weren't for Adrienne Maloof.  Brandi was right. Adrienne squawking to the table that Kim was crying was just plain rude.  Of course telling Ms Maloof to "shut the f**k up" wasn't exactly the height of propriety either.  

Brandi admits she has no filter. It's what makes her so damn entertaining and to be honest, although I never would have said that to Adrienne I probably would have wanted to.

We'll just have to wait until next week to see how this dinner party ends.


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