Michael Lohan: I Got Octomom Into Rehab!

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Michael Lohan sucks at getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab, but he says he got the job done with Octomom Nadya Suleman. Seriously. MiLo is claiming credit.

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Lindsay's dad claims he's running a non-profit in Florida for nine months that stages interventions for people in need of substance abuse treatment.

So far, he's successfully helped at least 25 people, according to Mike at least. His latest success story? Successfully having Octo check into rehab.

Octomom's manager recently voiced her concerns to him about the mother of 14's Xanax dependency, so Michael decided to take action last week.

Why on earth anyone calls Michael Lohan for help about anything is up there with why anyone would watch the Octomom porn on the list of un-answerable questions.

Still, he apparently made arrangements for Octo's treatment. Respect. Then he helped her people stage an intervention, and Octo agreed to get help.

Michael tells TMZ, "The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help, which Nadya did!"

"If it wasn’t for her manager Gina, my good friend, Tim Chapman at the Chapman house/Teen savers and Gina's daughter, this would not have been possible."

Octo's currently in a 30-day in-patient rehab program, but still gets to call her kids twice a day.

As for the oft-troubled hot mess known as Lindsay Lohan? Michael's intervention failed there.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

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Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.