Kris Jenner Tries, Fails to Cut iPhone 5 Line

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Kris Jenner is far too important to wait in line for the iPhone 5. She has far too many decisions to make about the lives of her children.

Therefore, according to a new Radar Online report, the mother of Kim Kardashian and kompany did all she could last week to avoid any waiting in line for the new apparatus when it went on sale September 21.

Kris Jenner and Mason Dash

Sources allege that Jenner called her local Apple store and grew irate when it would not set aside five phones for her.

She then sent her assistant to the store on the morning of the 21st, a witness relays to the site, which somehow quotes the woman as telling an employee:

"'I'm Kris Jenner's assistant. I'm here to pick up the five iPhones.'"

With extra security on hand, one of the guards supposedly shot back: "'See that line? Go wait in it and you will be helped.'"

Isn't it nice to know that justice is sometimes served?

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