Charlie Sheen celebrates his 47th birthday today, though the actor really got his gift on August 29.
That's when FX made the unprecedented decision to pick up Sheen's Anger Management sitcom for 90 more episodes, ensuring it goes into syndication and likely earning the actor another $100 million or so.
Perhaps we should all beat up women and take a lot of drugs.
Sheen, of course, has recently said he was never actually "winning" and has referred to his ridiculous episodes in early 2011 as a "psychotic break." That's a start toward some kind of redemption, we suppose.
Send Charlie a few birthday wishes if you'd like and also consider the following celebrities who turn a year older today: Shawn White (26), Garrett Hedlund (28), Nick Wechsler (34) and Dave Ramsey (52).