Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Tales From the Krypt

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

Kourtney is forced to buy a nearly identical fish each time her goldfish floats to the top, so Mason won't realize that it died ... kids are the best. Plus 20.

Bruce persuades Kourt to teach Mason about death with a book. Wonder if he'll teach Mase about avoiding aging with massive plastic surgery. Plus 10.

"There is life. There is death. Fishies go to heaven." - Bruce. Simple but profound wisdom from the family patriarch. Words to live by for all. Plus 5.

Rob Kardashian Tattoo

Kourtney reveals that Mason's legal guardian is Khloe, not Kim Kardashian. The latter is upset about this, but Plus 50 for the obvious right decision.

Khloe: "I wasn't given a Rubik's cube when I was younger because I get very angry, frustrated, and I threw it at things." Okay maybe not. Minus 5.

As a consolation, Kourtney puts Kim in charge of Mason's finances. Hey, no one knows how to milk millions out of nothing better than Kim. Plus 10.

Rob Kardashian, to convince mom to live in the moment, reveals the latest addition to his arm: a tattoo of Kris Jenner's face! Her face. Minus 200.


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