This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.
Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.
How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!
Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.
Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.
"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.
O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.
Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.
Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5."Kendall is the tall one, her name is longer." - Kendall Jenner. Plus 5.
Minus 20 for Oprah acting blown away by the Kardashians overall.
Khloe Kardashian decides to stage an intervention for brother Rob, whom she feels is misunderstood. Cue contrived nonsense plot of the week. Minus 15.
Or not. Rob Kardashian collapses in tears and runs out of the room when asked about his feelings. Maybe it's something Rihanna could help with? Plus 5.
Either way, it's good for him to let his guard down a little. At least one of these people seems non-robotic. Talking to you, Kim Kardashian. Minus 25.
Kourtney and Khloe can't realize why Kim would want to go into business without them. Umm because she's carrying the brand ladies. Sad, but Plus 10.
"You've gotta have a little ghetto in your life." - Khloe. Plus 5.
EPISODE TOTAL: -30. SEASON TOTAL: -305.