Nadya “Octomom” Suleman turns 37 years old today.
In honor of the occasion, let’s consider other relevant numbers related to the woman whose cavernous lady part has seen more traffic than that of Lindsay Lohan:
- Kids: 14.
- Self-pleasure Octomom porn videos: 1.
- New dance single releases planned: 1.
- Homes currently not in foreclosure: 0.
So happy birthday, Octo! Hope your new man, Frankie Grageda, has a very special treat planned, if you know what we mean. If you know what we mean, sorry for that imagery, especially on the West Coast where it’s almost lunchtime.
Click to enlarge some of our favorite Nadya Suleman pics through the years …